CELL DOOR OPEN
The Boys in Blue
would like to invite
the cleanskins among you
to take advantage of
this rare opportunity
to visit our cell.
This offer is due to the
recent non-occurrence of incidents.
No one is currently helping us
with our investigations.
It’s been a very good year.
Prior to exiting your vehicle
kindly park it in orderly fashion
behind the premises.
You are welcome to sample
our Special Vintage Adam’s Ale,
on tap.
This offer is completely free.
There will be no charges.
would like to invite
the cleanskins among you
to take advantage of
this rare opportunity
to visit our cell.
This offer is due to the
recent non-occurrence of incidents.
No one is currently helping us
with our investigations.
It’s been a very good year.
Prior to exiting your vehicle
kindly park it in orderly fashion
behind the premises.
You are welcome to sample
our Special Vintage Adam’s Ale,
on tap.
This offer is completely free.
There will be no charges.