Maximouse

The might of Michael Maximouse
was marvellous to see.
He was the stuff of legend
as big shots like to be.

‘I’m mighty. I’m magnificent.
My muscles are the best.
I have designer pectorals
and a most superior chest!’

Tabby heard this showing-off
and thought he’d check the facts.
‘I do like little mice,’ he said,
‘but nothing beats Big Max.

And since I’m still a growing cat,
Yes, I would like fries with that.’